Cardinal Returns To Patio Bad Photo by Sharon
Goldfinch In Sunshine Photo By Sharon
I apologize for the cardinal picture above. I was so excited to see him in our patio. I took several pictures which looked good and clear on the viewing screen, but afterward saw that the camera setting had been changed. And that little boo-boo spoiled all the photos. This was the best of the worst and I did with it what I could. Result? Ugh.
The Goldfinch, on the other hand, willingly posed and provided me with, now, one of my favorite photos.
I Have No Supervisor!
A few years ago, in an effort to economize, I switched our cell phone service to Fonecrap (not real name to protect self from being sued). It was cheap and worked somewhat.
The program was based on prepaid service. Poor service, but service non-the-less. And then, it came time to also order a new phone. So on-line I ordered a new one plus about 2,000 minutes worth of usage. If I remember correctly, you could use those minutes however you wanted, but once they were gone, you had to order more.
The phone arrived. And, as most of you will know, I had to set it up, or as they called it "initialize" it for service. And, I had some difficulty with that small task I hadn't anticipated. The next day I tried the phone and it indicated that I had zero minutes. What? No minutes? Why just yesterday I had some 2,000 minutes and I hadn't called anyone yet.
There was nothing else for me to do but call customer service to fix it.
I called and the woman who answered said: "THanK YOU for cAlliNG PHonecrAP. HOw May i HELp yOU TODay?"
An aside: Okay, I'm not much good at vocally immitating accents, much less when using the printed word. So I'm typing what would sound rather melodic (or sing-song, take your pick).
My response: Hi, yes. I received my new phone and 2000 minutes yesterday and today it says I don't have ANY minutes.
"OnE mOMenT plEaSE...whILe LOok uP yOur aCcOunT."
Pause.
"yeS I sEe. yOU CUrREntly sHOw zERo MinUtES."
"I just purchased and received yesterday 2,000 minutes!"
"YEs i SEe tHAt. aND NOw yOU hAVe zERo mINUtes."
"I understand that it shows zero minutes, but it should show 2,000 minutes. I just got them yesterday. How could I have used them all up?"
"I SEe zERo mINuteS."
This back and forth continued. Until I couldn't take it anymore, damn it to hell and whose job did you take anyway Miss India lady reading from a damn it to hell script!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then....
"I want to speak with your supervisor."
"I sEE yOU hAVe zERo mINUtes.l"
"I WANT to SPEAK with your supervisor!"
"I DON't haVe a sUPerVIsoR."
"WHAT? EVERYONE HAS A FU**kING SUPERVISOR AND I WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOURS!!!"
"ONe MOmeNT plEaSE."
Pause.
"HelLO. How may I HelP yOU?"
"Hello, I just...............rest of my story."
"CerTAInLy. I CAn heLP yoU With thAt. ONe moMEnt pLEasE........Okay, doES It sHOw aNY mINUteS nOW?"
"Yes, it shows I have 2,000 minutes. Thank you."
"PLeaSe cALl uS If yOU HaVE aNY MoRE DIFficultIEs."
At the time we were recently living where we are now and apparently it is known for poor cell phone reception. Once, sitting in a town restaurant I tried to call the Chief. I couldn't get him. He was looking at me through the restaurant window and couldn't get my signal, nor me, his.
When we used our 2,000 minutes I switched to Verizon. Expensive? Yep. Do we get each other's calls? Yep.
'nough said.
Quote of the day:
"Now that I'm retired I don't have a supervisor. Except for God. And he's about to be out sourced."...S L Wheeler