Yes, that is rain. Rain in winter. Near Chicago. Only one day after a huge snow storm. In fact, you can see the last of a remaining pile of plowed snow. And, guess what? It snowed again two days later.
The cycle of life.
For about two years now I have, on occasion, fallen out of bed. This is a bad thing because I have had difficulty in getting back into bed. I've talked about this topic before. Like the time I was visiting my mom and fell between the wall and the bed.
So far, knock on wood, I haven't had any injuries of any significance. And, I hadn't had a fall for several months, leading me to think it wasn't going to happen again.
HA!
So, a couple of weeks ago, it did happen again. I had one of my very animated dreams. I was trying to show someone how big the fish in the lake were. I stretched my arms out. You know, like a fisherman does. It was when I couldn't stretch them any further that I fell.
And, this time I knocked my face, cheek and chin, along with my upper arm into my nightstand. Not serious, but hurt none-the-less. Luckily, after remembering some helpful tricks a physical therapist gave me, I was able to get back into bed without too much difficulty.
Unfortunately, this fall was the last straw for the Chief. He worries about me enough and he had had enough of this falling business. Now we had discussed various ways to stop me from falling out of bed before. But, this time he wasn't kidding around. The words "bed rail" kept coming up again and again. Out of his mouth, mind you, not mine.
"No, no, no" came out of mine. I searched for alternative solutions. I'm rather good at problem solving (LOL).
We could take away the bed frame and be closer to the floor.
Uh, no 'cause I wouldn't be able to get down or up.We could buy a King size bed (we have a Queen).
Sounded good until I saw how much they cost, plus all the new linens, etc., etc.We could put a room divider between the bed and nightstand.
Tried it, I couldn't reach the light or anything else.
Then, all of a sudden, the chief spoke "HOSPITAL BED"! I'm not kidding. "Hospital Bed." Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It was at that point my mind quickly went to a compromise. A new tactic I learned from our POTUS.
Bed Rails.
Of course I put many qualifications on what it could look like, how big it was, and could I handle it without calling the Warden. After searching the internet for a few days, I finally settled on one that was black. Quite fashionable, I thought, as opposed to the hospital "stainless steel" most were. It was adjustable in length, so I could get out of bed without taking it off. And, it could be folded down when not in use. No shipping costs. Returnable to store. Done deal.
After the bed rail arrived the Chief put it together. Wrong at first. But pretty good for not reading the instructions prior to assembling. I kid. We fooled around with where exactly it should be placed and once set, went to bed.
I have to be honest. It was the best night's sleep I'd had in a long time.


